LaFloor & H3k in midst of Capital Smackdown!

Though nearly respectful and professional, the emnity twixt LaFloor and H3K over their discussion of the piece 'The Road to Zen' is just what I had in mind. Investors crave a bit o' the red, red crovvy with their capital-investment once overs. Please keep it up you two, our stock is rising because of it!

Who will resort to a folding metal chair to the head? Or an eye gouge, even? I'm waiting for one of them to whip out the Figure Four... yahoo!